Send them back to wherever you found them...

Where did OLN find its hockey commentators? First of all, they can't call the plays worth crap. They even narrate line changes like a monster truck rally commercial.

"Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!! Look at that great scoring chance!!!! The goalie just drank some water!!!!"

Someone needs to take the crack-laced bananas away from these monkeys.

Second, I just saw a player line up a brutal, malicious hit - shoulder to jaw, interfering with the puck handler. Total headhunt. The commentators say it was clean, so apparently it's okay to target the head, crouch, and spring up with your shoulder in an attempt to break another player's head open.

What a load. Now they're saying "that's playoff hockey."

Oh, so that justifies what would've gotten the guy tossed from the game in the regular season.

Watching hockey in the US is just depressing.